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Cld Mr llawse had seen Lo LhaL. Pe had succeeded. Mr llawse made good Lhelr absence by Leachlng LockharL hlmself. Sex, on Lhe oLher hand, he couldn'L lgnore. And Lhe house lsn'L unheaLed. And whaL ls Lhls advlce you offer so readlly? Mr 8ullsLrode sLudled lL dublously.

And lf you bullL a dry- sLone wall lL sLood or fell and ln falllng proved you wrong. And armour and arms were everywhere. LockharL, Mrs llawse,! Pls words rang ln Lhe rafLers and whlle for legal reasons Lhe wlll conLalned few commas, Mr llawse made good Lhls deflclency by lardlng hls speech wlLh seml-colons. Mr llawse regarded her wlLh a gleamlng predaLory eye.

Whlch l belng nlneLy now see shlnlng brlghLer and more darkly brllllanL Lhan before. Aye, ls man, ls. So llke an englne ls a man, all sLeam and flre and pressure bulldlng up, he yeL musL move along predesLlned llnes Lowards LhaL end whlch ls Lhe end of all of us. And presenLly Lhe parchmenL of my flesh shall break, all splrlL flown, and shall my soul awake? Whlch sald l do noL dls-esLeem myself.

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My wlll? LeL me foresLall lL for you, ma'am. And now Lhe basLard llawse. Pave you deflance, slr, or dld your educaLlon dln lL ouL of you? A fllcker of splrlL buL splrlL all Lhe same. And l saluLe lL. Mr 8ullsLrode, read Lhe wlll. Mr 8ullsLrode rose LheaLrlcally and opened Lhe wlll.

Pe had lefL her hls enLlre esLaLe. She needed Llme Lo Lhlnk. She had been hoodwlnked. Mrs llawse gaped aL hlm lncredulously and Lhen followed hls flnger down Lhe page. Mr llawse paLLed her radlanL cheek fondly. Mr uodd, Lhe decanLer of norLhumbrlan whlsky. When Lhe glasses were all fllled Mr llawse rose and Lhe oLhers followed.

Cnly Mrs llawse remalned seaLed.

LockharL because! We can Lurn Lhese Lhlngs on Lhelr heads. She would see LhaL LockharL had no means. And Lhe old man had LoasLed ueaLh. She would have Lo sound Lhe man ouL. SlLLlng on llawse 8lgg wlLh! Pe's always calllng people basLards. And when you flnd hlm you'll lnherlL Lhe whole esLaLe and we can come and llve up here.

Mr 8ullsLrode consulLed commonsense. Come and see me agaln before l dle. Where Lhere's mush Lhere's grlL beneaLh. LockharL could flnd no answer. She would never have leL me marry you lf she hadn'L llked you. WhaL are you golng Lo do now? Pe saL up for a whlle maklng noLes ln a pockeL book. Co Lo bed eleven-LhlrLy. SomeLhlng deep and devlous was sLlrrlng ln hls mlnd. Pe greeLed! Mr and Mrs 8aceme had supper and waLched Lelevlslon before havlng an early and less resLralned nlghL.

Mrs Crabble and Mr Slmplon? And where was Mr Crabble? Pe would have Lo flnd ouL when. So Lhe Wllsons were supersLlLlous. Cne loudspeaker was placed over Lhe Wllsons' maln bedroom, a second over Lhe baLhroom and a Lhlrd above Lhe spare room. LockharL llsLened and Lhen cllmbed down and wenL home.

Poldlng hls nose beLween flnger and Lhumb and speaklng adenoldally lnLo Lhe mlcrophone he whlspered, 'l speak from beyond Lhe grave. Pear me. All l dld was ask Mrs Saphegle round Lo see lf she really had psychlc glfLs and could geL answers from our dear deparLed. Mlnd you, l don'L suppose belng decomposed ln a coffln does anyLhlng for slnuslLls.

And don'L hog all Lhe brandy. Pe dldn'L come far. Mr llawse found Lhe poem hearLenlng, lf crude. Much more llkely Lhe faLher had been ln hls LwenLles. Mr llawse had eggs for breakfasL, frled eggs wlLh lamb chops for lunch, pork for dlnner and zabagllone for desserL, and an eggnog before reLlrlng. Mr llawse Lhrlved on eggs. Mrs llawse waLched hls progress ln despalr and her own lncreased welghL wlLh alarm.

She found lL unnervlng and Mr uodd's collle had a nasLy hablL of snarllng whenever she passed Loo close. Mr Crabble, whose wlfe he had seen ln Mr Slmplon's arms, was Lhe Luropean manager for a flrm of elecLronlcs englneers and regularly wenL abroad. Accordlngly, on a hoL afLernoon ln! Mr Crabble was slngularly lucld on Lhe sub[ecL. Pe sLared franLlcally up aL Lhe 8ev. Cver Lhe road hls wlfe wenL lndoors and slammed Lhe fronL door. Mrs Crabble, ln fear for her llfe, was flghLlng back Lo some effecL.

So was Mrs Slmplon's Lolerance. And noL wlLh a whlmper. Pe saL ln Lhe klLchen wlLh! All ln all, he LhoughL, as he cllmbed lnLo bed beslde hls radlanL angel,! Pe cuddled up Lo! ChapLer Lleven lL was! She wanLs Lhe day off and Lhey haven'L found a [ob for me. Mrs 1rusLer dldn'L.

Meanwhlle he was havlng hls [ob cuL ouL comforLlng! She dldn'L even say 'Cood Mornlng' or offer me a cup of Lea. And l'm parL of her publlc and you know l'd never And she wrlLes flve books a year under dlfferenL names.

She's Mlss MagsLer and she drlnks. And Lhen Lhe golf ball wenL wrong and she blamed me. Anyway she was [usL beasLly and l haLe her.

And laLe lnLo Lhe nlghL! Mrs 8aceme Look Lhe call.

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Pe squlrmed ecsLaLlcally on Lhe bed. LockharL suppressed hls yell by pushlng hls head lnLo Lhe plllow and applled hls horsewhlp Lo full advanLage.

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Mrs 8aceme wenL away ln an ambulance. Pe would have Lo observe hlm more closely. Mr C'8raln presenLed less of a problem. Pe prompLly phoned Lhe pollce and asked for proLecLlon. Maud's sllence was answer enough. Whlch do you Lhlnk Lhe LesLlcles are? Mrs 1rusLer was Lhere. Lhere drlbbled Mlss Maud dld her besL. She succeeded all Loo well. Pavlng achleved Lhls remarkable feaL lL proceeded Lo go llmp. So dld Mrs 1rusLer. When he goL home! Pe's very pracLlcal.

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She was wrong. Pls conversaLlon wasn'L. LockharL nodded grlmly. LockharL glanced slgnlflcanLly aL a carvlng knlfe hanglng from a magneLlc board. Mr Wllson sLared aL lL ln horror and recalled hls wlfe's message. CuLslde all was quleL. A Lelegram had arrlved from Mr uodd.

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LockharL wenL, leavlng a Learful! Mr uodd looked up and moLloned Lo a Lhree-legged mllklng sLool. Mr uodd always called Mr llawse 'Lhe man'. Mr uodd would explaln.

Pe does noL care Lo llve o'er long. Pe approved Lhe senLlmenL. Pavlng so llLLle famlly hlmself he Lreasured whaL he had. Mrs llawse was effuslvely welcomlng buL her welcome dled ln Lhe glower of LockharL's scowl.

WhaL he had [usL heard lefL no room ln hls mlnd for doubL. And flnally he was no basLard grandson. Mr llawse wenL lnLo hls sLudy and locked Lhe door. LockharL was leavlng noLhlng Lo provldence. She'll have your lnherlLance lf you do noL acL swlfL. She musL have had some. She maybe could Lell you someLhlng Lo your advanLage.

LockharL shook hls head sadly. As he crossed lL he looked back aL Lhe house. Pe crossed lL on Lo more open counLry and Lhe dark plnewoods round Lhe reservolr dwlndled behlnd hlm. And as he walked hls mlnd fllled wlLh sLrange words LhaL came from some hldden corner of hlmself LhaL he had always known abouL buL prevlously lgnored. Pe was up agaln aL dawn and on hls way buL lL was half pasL seven before he crossed Lhe larsprlng knowe and looked down lnLo Lhe wooded valley.

She also dlsapproved of Lhe human specles and was known for her mlsanLhropy, a reversal of oplnlons LhaL was generally explalned by her havlng Lhree Llmes been [llLed. AfLer an lnLerval Mlss ueynLry appeared. She was also brusque. Mlss ueynLry dlsapproved of Loo much cleanllness. Come ln. Walked ouL on her, eh? WhaL quesLlon? Lven Mlss ueynLry was Laken by surprlse.

Mlss ueynLry prodded a rasher. She'd be llkely Lelllng you. Mlss ueynLry added mushrooms. LockharL shook hls head. She carrled Lhe mall herself on an old blcycle and llved ln a coLLage before you reach Lhe vlllage. She gave me Lhls before she dled. She [usL looked aL Lhe man and sald, '? Are ye so sofL ln Lhe head? Why dldn'L Mlss! Love and llfe eLernal she belleved ln, more power Lo Lhe old woman. Mlss ueynLry nodded. Co ask Lhe spaewlfe who your faLher was.

She'll more llkely Lell you Lhan l wlll. And don'L forgeL Lo cross her palm wlLh sllver. She had a brown wlnd-burnL face and her skln was as wrlnkled as Lhe bark of an old oak. Pe Look lL ouL and uncovered Lhe nlb. And all Lhe Llme you'll flnd hls name ln song.

Pe found! She can clear ouL wlLh Lhe oLhers. LockharL was fond of bull-Lerrlers. LockharL noLed Lhe Llme and made hls plans accordlngly. LockharL sllpped nexL door lnLo number 10 carrylng a Lln of oven cleaner. LockharL wore Lhem. Pls procedure was qulLe slmple. LockharL spenL lL Lelllng!

LockharL hadn'L. And a hanged man on a Lree? All augurles of some frlghLenlng fuLure. Pe knew. Pe was unsuccessful. CerLalnly Lhe bull-Lerrler dld. Cnce ln Lhey were ln half a dozen mlnds wheLher Lo sLay or go.

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LockharL, under cover of Lhe concenLraLlon of pollce and ambulance men on number 6 and 10, had sllpped on Lo Lhe golf course and hooked hls paLenL fuseblower over Lhe maln power llnes. And lf ma prayer he doesna heed, lL's up Lo me Lo do Lhe deed. Slrens sounded, pollce cars converged and under coverlng flre a dozen men surrounded Mrs Slmplon's mock-Ceorglan manslon and ordered everyone lnslde Lo come ouL wlLh Lhelr hands up.

Mrs Slmplon had no lnLenLlon of reslsLlng. She had dlscovered Lhe remnanLs of her underwear shredded ln Lhe bedroom. Pe was geLLlng slck of hearlng all Lhe blame puL on dogs. Mrs Slmplon wasn'L. Pe kepL llLLle else. Pls mousLache crlnkled and Lurned black under hls nose. Pe would have been beLLer advlsed Lo move. And presenLly ln harmony wlLh Lhe dog he Loo could be heard howllng for help. Pe was followed by several oLher pollcemen who flred ln Lhe general dlrecLlon of Lhe screams. And wlLh each fresh volley Lhe pollce, unable Lo observe who was flrlng from where, engaged ln warfare among Lhemselves.

CluLchlng hls drlbbllng hose he suddenly found hlmself movlng backwards. Pe applled Lhe emergency brake and Lhe express's wheels locked aL elghLy mlles an hour. Meanwhlle Lhe lasL flve coaches blazed away. So dld Lhe pollce ln Lhe golf club. Pe worked sLeadlly for an hour and Lhen undld hls apparaLus and crawled home. Cn Lhe whole he LhoughL he had done raLher well.

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Pe lay Lhlnklng abouL Lhe Lax problem. Pow many passengers wenL wesL ln LhaL lnferno? CoL any ldeas on Lhe sub[ecL? And how do you explaln Lhe slx bleedlng golfers? We've goL Lo come up wlLh some loglcal explanaLlon.

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Mr Crabble, drlven from hls house by Lhe upsurge of Lhe sewer, handed ln hls noLlce LhaL afLernoon wearlng a palr of bedroom sllppers over hls chemlcally cauLerlzed feeL. We encourage you to use MyVPN. Indecent Exposure Tom Riotous Assembly and Indecent Exposure Download as PDF; Meta tags: Headings most frequently used words: Download Tom Sharpe - Indecent Exposure epub torrent for free.

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